The Hiddin Kiss (NSFW)

A King of the Hill yaoi parody

 

It was a sunny day in Arland. Hank was at the work with Propaneo, the living propane tank. He was inside the dark closit macking out with him. He was pashunintly kising him. Propao was perfect, he was so thin he looked anerexic, he was pur wite exept a butiful red strip on his fact that coverd haf his nose and his  eys wer a stuning ultramarin. he was the last libing propane tank in existins. his smal 3 inch cok cok was leking propan (o ya all his bodly floods are propane) as he gaped is pleshur. menwile hanks gint footlog cok with a percing on the end wass rubing aganst propno's.  Hank cryed becuz his boss was caling him and he had to stop. (T.T) He got out of the closit and wASS STIL CRYNG. BUT pROPNEO WAS magick and only Hank cood see him so hanks boss didnt notiss. Hank cryd all day untill at nitE HE SNUK OUT OF BED AND snuck to papaineo's hows to see Propaino agin. he took a rop out of his pockit and tyed propnboo up. Then, haNK PUT HISS COK IN pROPAEOS hawt ASS. propano screamed. ppaopneo sed 'ssxtop! plees stop! it hirts!' hAK HUPED pROPane's ass. (ooh ooohh yesss ahh) ten Papno sed 'i liek teh pane keep going' Hanj mond in pleshur and propoono crid ass he cunned in proopnos asd and propneo cummd propan on the flor. and it cosd Tey wur covurd in hot cumm. Hank tuk his coxk out uv Propainos  ass andn they put thare close back on and hank went home.

Proopaneo wass at his house, he was wurried, he thot he mite be pregnunt cuz they didnt use a condum. He got a prignuncy test and peeed propain onto it, aftur wat seemd like ours, it was done and it testid positiv. Prapano cryd, how wud he take care of the  babby? (T.T) He got in his carr and drov to stickland propain. He got ot of the car anD WENT INTOO THE BILDING HE SAW HANk but somehow evrywun else cud see him. He told Hank "I'm pregnint, and yur the farther" and evryun gased. (@.@) hank was shoked, how wud he tell pegy? Hank cryed agin and ran awAY,

wEN hAK GOT HOME, PEGY WAS MAD, SUMWUN TOLD HER ABout how he imprignunted Prolpaneo. She wated to kill Prooaneo to keep Hsnk from havng tue love, becuz she was evil. (>.<#) She went to propanp's hous and trid to shoot him with her lazir eys. Butt Hank cam and trid to killl peegy with his true luv powrs. but  pegyy kiled ghim wit her SOOPUR EVUL POWURS!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!1111 Propaaneeo crid and crud evry dya cuz hank wass ded!!!!111!!!!!!!!111  (T.T) He wantid 2 cumit sooiside cuz he waas SSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOO SAD!!!!!!!!!111111111111!!!!!!!!!11 but then peegy ten cursd propnoo so he cudnt di and he had 2 sufer forevr and not go 2 hevin with hamk. He crid and made waturfal witg his teers. (T.T)


He crid 4 yeers untill he fowUND A MAJICK JEM. tIS JEM CUD BRIG PPL BAK 2 LIfee. It was byutifull, colured a glowing scarlit and reeflecting a strong fire. buttg ter wuss a cach u had 2 find 3 majick jems 2 doo it. prropno dedictd hiss lfie 2 findng tem. He fond owt tey cam frum teh Arland Cristul Lands, a byootiful pase were perfict jemstoans wur  maid. he went ter and he foun 2 othur gemz, one was aqa, and reflected the far away oshin, the other was emuruld and reeflictid the forist.

He put teh jems toogeter and tey brot hANK BAC 2 LIFFE. TEY WUR SO JOFUL 2 SEE EECHOTHER. pRAPOono huged hank and kised him (^.^)but hanks fac was emotinles cuz hes the seme. Meenwile the gems coming 2gether cosd peggy to be banishd to the dark werld.

"I love you Hank" said Prppano
"I love you too Propsno" said Hank
They kissed undeer a tree, their tungs fiteing for domunince in there mouths. Propaano sloly movd his hand down to hanks urecting penis. hank moned in plesher and his glases foged over in lusr as propno strokd hos icresigly throbing cok. then prpnO TOOK OFF HANKS PANS AND STROKD HIS THROBING URECSHUJN THRU HIS UNERWare. "Propsno..." hank mond. "I thik im gona.." he coodnt finis his sentince as his hard cok let out spits of hot cum he took of his uderware and sqirtid it into propos mowth.

then propno notisd his own urecshun it throbed with disire and panefuly urgd to b plzd. 'hank, please, lite my flaim.' popno beged. 'only if u beg 4 it' sed hanl. hank stil had the rop in his pokit. he tid up proppaneo too the tree. proapon strugld 2 reech his akeing cok. he crid and begd 'i need you 2 plees me, hank!' he cried out. hank untid him and proopnoe lookd hopfull. hank made propppnpneo ben over. he stuk his huje cock up  his ass. 'plese hank!' crid propsno 'my cok!' butt hank dudnt lisin. he kept thrusing into ropaneos tite ass. pdropneo crud a watirfal, his teers dorping onto the grownd. he trid to reech his own cok butt hank graBED HIS HADS. 'PLZ HANK!' 'STOP CRYNG BICH!' HANK YELled as he forcfuly grabd proopnoaos penis, panefuly puling on it cosing it 2 bled. prospno scremd 'i cant hold it1' and cumed into his on blud, he mond lowdly as the masiv amownt of propae frum such a long tim of arowsul spurtid owt. there wus galons uf it, hank puled owt o propanos ass to savur his hot seemin ontil prospno stoped cuming, but hank suked his pulsig urectin, milking it 4 moar cum. propsmjno moed and spitd ot mor propaan, filing hanks stumic with it, and macing his bely fater. He made a big sih as the last droos escapd from his sofining cok.

---One month later---

Hank and propono wass on the cowch waching anime. 'i love this show!' sed hank. 'i told u' sex peropno 'im gona get su moar chips. Propanoe left the rppm. he wus gon fr 2 long. Hank went to look, butt cudnt find him, he went in teh basmint.

'miss me?' sed an awfull voys. 'uh hoos there?' questund hnk. 'u no' sed the dark figur. it woked out uf the darkniss. hank gasped it was peggy! 'no peggy! im with proopaneo now!' 'not for long' sed peey ass she majikly stuk hankkk 2 the wall. hank strangly startid geting an urecshin as his cok groo twis as big as his normul urecshin. hank gasped 'omg! u kild propeno! you basturd!' sed hank, shoking ass he rarly sward. peegy floo towerds him. she rubed his cock with her raelly raelly grozz fingurs. he trid not to injoy this horubul feeling butt he cudnt help but liek it! i hate peggy i hate pegy i hate pegyy hate hate hat he thot. pegggy suked his cock with hur digcusting mouh. he only injoud it becuz peegy cast a sex spel on him. peeggy then sat on his cock, masaging it with her gros pusy (eeeewwwwwwww!!!1) hank crid as he wus being violatd. he new he wus gay and luvd prooneo! but he cudny help it! he trid to hold in his cum, he dudnt want to deefile thare true love. he trid rilly rilly hard but he had a horibul orgams, he shed ters onto the flor. peegy haD CUMPLETID HER MISHUN. HA NK WAS DEFILD, HE WUS PEErgys love now. He had to2 reestore his purity somehow, or he woud be untrue to Propsnao!

He cried and ran away to find propano coming inside. 'where were you!' hank crid 'we wur owt of chips so i had 2 bi moar!' (lol!) 'peegy took me ass her lov!' hank cried out. prapano gasped. he huged hank to cumfirt him. hank crid on peropneos sholder. 'its ok ill alwees luv u hank.' 'no but she poysund me with sex poshun! ill want to cheet on u with her!' 'i dun care, ull alwees be my luv.' sed proopanso. Hank wiped off a tear and looked into Proapneos eyes. "I love you." "I love you, too." and they pashinintly kissed.