It was a sunny day in Arland. Hank was at the work with Propaneo, the living propane tank. He was inside the dark closit macking out with him. He was pashunintly kising him. Propao was perfect, he was so thin and he was pur wite exept a butiful red strip on his fact that coverd haf his nose and his eys wer a stuning ultramarin. he was the last libing propane tank in existins. Hank cryed becuz his boss was caling him and he had to stop. (T.T) He got out of the closit and wASS STIL CRYNG. BUT pROPNEO WAS magick and only Hank cood see him so hanks boss didnt notiss. Hank cryd all day untill at nitE HE SNUK OUT OF BED AND snuck to papaineo's hows to see Propaino agin. he noked on propnboos dor. tey startid making out agin. hank slowly movd his hand into proppnos pans. ppaopneo sed 'um we shud stop now' butt hank didnt stop wen they wer dun they put thare close back on and hank went home.
Proopaneo wass at his house, he was wurried, he thot he mite be pregnunt cuz they didnt use a condum. He got a prignuncy test and peeed onto it, aftur wat seemd like ours, it was done and it testid positiv. Prapano cryd, how wud he take care of the babby? (T.T) He got in his carr and drov to stickland propain. He got ot of the car anD WENT INTOO THE BILDING HE SAW HANk but somehow evrywun else cud see him. He told Hank "I'm pregnint, and yur the farther" and evryun gased. (@.@) hank was shoked, how wud he tell pegy? Hank cryed agin and ran awAY,
wEN hAK GOT HOME, PEGY WAS MAD, SUMWUN TOLD HER ABout how he imprignunted Prolpaneo. She wated to kill Prooaneo to keep Hsnk from havng tue love, becuz she was evil. (>.<#) She went to propanp's hous and trid to shoot him with her lazir eys. Butt Hank cam and trid to killl peegy with his true luv powrs. but pegyy kiled ghim wit her SOOPUR EVUL POWURS!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!1111 Propaaneeo crid and crud evry dya cuz hank wass ded!!!!111!!!!!!!!111 (T.T) He wantid 2 cumit sooiside cuz he waas SSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOO SAD!!!!!!!!!111111111111!!!!!!!!!11 but then peegy ten cursd propnoo so he cudnt di and he had 2 sufer forevr and not go 2 hevin with hamk. He crid and made waturfal witg his teers. (T.T)
He crid 4 yeers untill he fowUND A MAJICK JEM. tIS JEM CUD BRIG PPL BAK 2 LIfee. It was byutifull, colured a glowing scarlit and reeflecting a strong fire. buttg ter wuss a cach u had 2 find 3 majick jems 2 doo it. prropno dedictd hiss lfie 2 findng tem. He fond owt tey cam frum teh Arland Cristul Lands, a byootiful pase were perfict jemstoans wur maid. he went ter and he foun 2 othur gemz, one was aqa, and reflected the far away oshin, the other was emuruld and reeflictid the forist.
He put teh jems toogeter and tey brot hANK BAC 2 LIFFE. TEY WUR SO JOFUL 2 SEE EECHOTHER. pRAPOono huged hank and kised him (^.^)but hanks fac was emotinles cuz hes the seme. Meenwile the gems coming 2gether cosd peggy to be banishd to the dark werld.
"I love you Hank" said Prppano
"I love you too Propsno" said Hank
They kissed undeer a tree, their tungs fiteing for domunince in there mouths.
---One month later---
Hank and propono wass on the cowch waching anime. 'i love this show!' sed hank. 'i told u' sed peropno 'im gona get su moar chips. Propanoe left the rppm. he wus gon fr 2 long. Hank went to look, butt cudnt find him, he went in teh basmint.
'miss me?' sed an awfull voys. 'uh hoos there?' questund hnk. 'u no' sed the dark figur. it woked out uf the darkniss. hank gasped it was peggy! 'no peggy! im with proopaneo now!' 'not for long' sed peey as she majikly stuk hankk 2 the wall. hank gasped 'omg! u kild propeno! you ba***rd!' sed hank, shoking as he rarly sward. peegy floo towerds him and kised him pashinintly. he trid not to injoy this horubul feeling butt he cudnt help but liek it! i hate peggy i hate pegy i hate pegyy hate hate hat he thot. he only injoud it becuz peegy cast a love spel on him. hank crid as he wus being violatd. he new he wus gay and luvd prooneo! but he cudny help it! he dudnt want to deefile thare true love. he shed ters onto the flor. peegy haD CUMPLETID HER MISHUN. HA NK WAS DEFILD, HE WUS PEErgys love now. He had to2 reestore his purity somehow, or he woud be untrue to Propsnao!
He cried and ran away to find propano coming inside. 'where were you!' hank crid 'we wur owt of chips so i had 2 bi moar!' (lol!) 'peegy took me as her lov!' hank cried out. prapano gasped. he huged hank to cumfirt him. hank crid on peropneos sholder. 'its ok ill alwees luv u hank.' 'no but she poysund me with love poshun! ill want to cheet on u with her!' 'i dun care, ull alwees be my luv.' sed proopanso. Hank wiped off a tear and looked into Proapneos eyes. "I love you." "I love you, too." and they pashinintly kissed.
~~~Chapter Two~~~
3 years later Propaneo and Hank were getting ready to get mareed. "How abowt this 1" sed ropneo waring a butiful weding dress, his BFF (best femail frend) Kōitten-chan the cat girl. it was elegunt and it was butifful with lace all over. propeno looked so cute and inncent in it. Koiten sed "OMG its PURRfict!" (lol getit PURRfict?) Propnoo sed "its ixpensiv tho" Koiten-chan sed "dont wurry, hank has lots of munny now that he makes anime" "I <3 living in japan" sed propeno. "ya so much beter ten all teh other cuntrys" sed koiten-chan. Prpneo diled hanks numbur on his jphone (japn phone), "hey hank i need muny 2 bi a weding dress" "ok i transfurd a mileeun dollurs 2 ur credit card cuz u can do that in japan" sed hank. "ok bi i <3 u" sed proopno. Propsno tuched his stumic cuz there wass a babby in it. "omg the babys kiking!" sed prooneo and koiten-chaN TUCHED HIS BELY "OMG ITS SO PRESHIS" SED KOITEN-CHAN (so kwaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111) PROPNEO BOT THE WEDing dress and tey left the store.
Proopneos felt sumthing strang in his bely "o no the babbys cuming!" sed proopno. propanos watur broke on the grownd. "i need 2 go 2 a hosptiul!" sed proopnoe. he caled 911 on his iphone. an ambulans came and proopnoi and koitin-chan got in. tey got 2 the hospitul and wur taken to the mpreg part (cuz only japan has those) 2 giv birth. koytin-chan caled hank "hank! proopno's giving birth!" and hank rushd 2 the hospitul. hank came in and held prooopneo's hand as he gav burth. "i luv u propenos" sed hank. tey pashinuntly kised as poopno gav burth. there tungs violintly fot 4 domenens. the doctur sed "u canrt do that!" and hank sed "shut up wir in luv!" and punchd the doctur. the baby gets bornand hank cut the imbilicul cord and gav the bzby to proopnoe. Propano held the kawaii little baby and it held his hand. The baby looked like a hooman baby but snow white with a crimson stripe on it's face like proopbno and had butiful red hare "SO KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111" sed koytenchan. "ill name u Henkei Kuso" sed proopneo.
tey brot the bvaby home and propnoe fed the babby its botle. the baby gigled at hank as he maed a funy face. "we hav 2 put off the weding 4 a wile" sed proopnoe. hank and his newe frends, Shibō Haisha, Ikko no Rōjin, and Kuru~tsu Kujo bilt a crib 4 the baby and bot dipers for it.
-1 week later-
'Ok its time 4 the weding' sed koitin chan as she gaiv propneo the dress. he came out of the changing room with it 'how do i look/" "butilful" meenwile hank was giting his smexy tuxedo on with his frends there "how do i look" "semxy!" sed all his frends. his tuxedo was so smexy, it showed his hawt mussles. it lokkd dirty and riped, cuz hank was a cool rebl.
hank was at teh weding and the here cums the bride song startid. propno came to hank led by his dad, Puropan (who was aslo a living propan tank). the preest sed "you may now kiss the bride" and they pashinuntly kissed. the flowur bishys throo flowurs evryware. hamk and propeno atE A PEES OF WEDING CAKW 2GETHER they pashinutly kised with the cakr in ther moths. JUSTIN BEBER even came 2 the weding and was singing baby on the expensiv stage hank cud aford. (oh ya and justin beber livs in japan evry1 nos that) "omg its perfcit" sad propbnos "ur perfict" sed hank. And they pashinetly kised.
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