Television Show Obsession Disorder

Television Show Obsession Disorder (TSOD), also known as Awful Television Show Syndrome, Phineas and Ferb Syndrome, Pizza and French Fry Syndrome, My Little Pony Syndrome, Brony Syndrome, Bronychitis, or incorrectly known as TV Screen of Death; is a mental disorder where you like a show for no reason. It's NOT the same as pretending to like a show because it's popular (although sometimes your brain tricks you into actually liking a popular show just because it's popular) or being obsessed with a show that you would normally like. It most commonly occurs in children and teenagers, and less commonly young adults. It usually occurs with TV shows but sometimes happens with other media. It can last from less than a day to a few years.

Acute TSOD

1. You start watching the show.
2. You like the show for some weird reason (childhood memory, good animation, a few slightly funny jokes, etc.) or no reason at all.
3. You become slightly obsessed with the show.
4. You get bored of the show.

Usually Acute TSOD lasts for a month or less and isn't a problem.

 Chronic TSOD

1. You start watching the show.
2. You like the show for some weird reason (childhood memory, good animation, a few slightly funny jokes, etc.) or no reason at all.
3. You become obsessed with the show.
4. You get bored of the show.
5. You stop liking the show and feel awkward when someone mentions it, you try to avoid the show.
6. You start hating the show more than it deserves.
7. You accept that you don't like the show but don't hate it more than it deserves, however it might still be slightly awkward when someone mentions it.

Chronic TSOD usually lasts for a few months to a few years.

Symptoms of TSOD

If you have TSOD you are likely to deny it, if you think you have TSOD then you just passed step 3 or never had it in the first place.

• Being obsessed with a show that you would normally hate. Especially suspicious if the show is ultra-nice and they're not or if the show commonly has morals they don't follow.
• Pretending the show is something it isn't. Especially suspicious if the show is ultra-nice and they act like it's badass.
• Ignoring the flaws in the show, can be conscious or subconscious. Especially suspicious if the flaws outnumber the good parts and they still ignore them.
• Thinking the jokes in the show are funny even if they probably wouldn't think it was funny if it was from another show.
• Liking a show for it's animation/voice acting. Almost no one actually likes shows for just these reasons. Especially suspicious if they can't name any other good thing about the show.
• Saying a show is "just good," "badass," "it's so great even (a group outside of show's target demographic) likes it," "makes things 20% cooler," etc.
• Not liking the show and just obsessing over fanfics/fanart/pairings.

Treatment

It ends by itself, but you can help it heal faster.

• DO NOT make fun of/criticize the patient's favorite show around them or tell them they have TSOD, or they will defend it and it will strengthen their faith in it by giving them an enemy. However...
• DO NOT pretend to like the show, either it will look too suspicious and strengthen their faith in it or it will encourage them and cause them to like it longer.
• DO NOT pay attention to the show or start a conversation about it, the best way to stop TSOD is to ignore it. However...
• DO NOT ignore them when they tell you about the show. This will make it seem like you hate the show (you might, but you don't want them thinking that) and it will strengthen their faith in it. However...
• DO tell them to stop talking about the show if they talk about it constantly.
• DO NOT laugh or agree when they make fun of the show if they have TSOD. This symptom is called "fan parody" and if you encourage it they may think it's ok to like a show for no reason. Although fan parody is a good thing (you can accept that your favorite show has flaws) it's a bad thing if you ignore the fact that the flaws actually ARE bad things and not jokes or pretend there are less than there actually are, which is the basis of TSOD.
• DO make fun of the show once they've gotten to the bored stage, it will speed up their recovery and won't strengthen their faith anymore.
• BASICALLY just ignore it but don't act mean about it.

NOTE: I haven't actually tried this yet, but I'm going to start doing this so my little sisters' MLP addiction ends, but I feel like I need to tell someone my plan.

My Experiences with TSOD

When I was 10-11 I was obsessed with Phineas & Ferb (AKA Pizza & French Fry because I don't like saying the show's name now that I don't like it anymore). I never REALLY liked the show, I only liked it because I saw it a few years before then, but I thought it was on Cartoon Network and not Disney so I thought it got cancelled because I never saw it again. I forgot about it until I found some episodes on YouTube, I only liked them because of childhood memory. I became obsessed with the show. I didn't actually like anything about the show except a VERY small number of actually funny jokes and some of the songs and if anyone asked I probably wouldn't be able to give a reason. I even tried to get everyone else to like it by saying shit like "but even adults like it!" I eventually got obsessed with the fandumb instead and I often thought that stuff in fanfics was actually from the show (I never actually checked and I didn't know what the words "canon" and "fanon" meant) Eventually I got bored of the show and then went into the awkward phase, and it felt weird even when I saw "Pizza & French Fry" on a candy wrapper or something (it still kinda does) and I would look away, thinking looking at it would make someone mention it (everyone still thought I liked the show). It took almost a year to go into the hate phase, and I'm starting to go into the acceptance phase now.

Right now my little sisters like MLP:FIM, it's not a show they would normally like but they do anyway, and they just ignore me when I ask why they like it, definitely TSOD. They just started the obsession phase a few days ago, so hopefully it'll end soon.

The Perfict/Hiddin Kiss Somewhat SFW Version

It's not completely SFW, it mostly depends on if your workplace allows implied gay sex, mpreg, and the word "smexy," but there's no obvious porn, a lot of sexual references are edited out unless they're important to the plot, and all the times it says "@$$" as a funny typo it's changed to "as". The Hiddin Kiss & The Perfict Kiss are combined into one because they're way shorter without the sex. Chapter 1 is The Hiddin Kiss and Chapter 2 is The Perfict Kiss.

~~~Chapter One~~~

It was a sunny day in Arland. Hank was at the work with Propaneo, the living propane tank. He was inside the dark closit macking out with him. He was pashunintly kising him. Propao was perfect, he was so thin and he was pur wite exept a butiful red strip on his fact that coverd haf his nose and his  eys wer a stuning ultramarin. he was the last libing propane tank in existins.  Hank cryed becuz his boss was caling him and he had to stop. (T.T) He got out of the closit and wASS STIL CRYNG. BUT pROPNEO WAS magick and only Hank cood see him so hanks boss didnt notiss. Hank cryd all day untill at nitE HE SNUK OUT OF BED AND snuck to papaineo's hows to see Propaino agin. he noked on propnboos dor. tey startid making out agin. hank slowly movd his hand into proppnos pans. ppaopneo sed 'um we shud stop now' butt hank didnt stop wen they wer dun they put thare close back on and hank went home.

Proopaneo wass at his house, he was wurried, he thot he mite be pregnunt cuz they didnt use a condum. He got a prignuncy test and peeed onto it, aftur wat seemd like ours, it was done and it testid positiv. Prapano cryd, how wud he take care of the  babby? (T.T) He got in his carr and drov to stickland propain. He got ot of the car anD WENT INTOO THE BILDING HE SAW HANk but somehow evrywun else cud see him. He told Hank "I'm pregnint, and yur the farther" and evryun gased. (@.@) hank was shoked, how wud he tell pegy? Hank cryed agin and ran awAY,

wEN hAK GOT HOME, PEGY WAS MAD, SUMWUN TOLD HER ABout how he imprignunted Prolpaneo. She wated to kill Prooaneo to keep Hsnk from havng tue love, becuz she was evil. (>.<#) She went to propanp's hous and trid to shoot him with her lazir eys. Butt Hank cam and trid to killl peegy with his true luv powrs. but  pegyy kiled ghim wit her SOOPUR EVUL POWURS!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!1111 Propaaneeo crid and crud evry dya cuz hank wass ded!!!!111!!!!!!!!111  (T.T) He wantid 2 cumit sooiside cuz he waas SSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOO SAD!!!!!!!!!111111111111!!!!!!!!!11 but then peegy ten cursd propnoo so he cudnt di and he had 2 sufer forevr and not go 2 hevin with hamk. He crid and made waturfal witg his teers. (T.T)


He crid 4 yeers untill he fowUND A MAJICK JEM. tIS JEM CUD BRIG PPL BAK 2 LIfee. It was byutifull, colured a glowing scarlit and reeflecting a strong fire. buttg ter wuss a cach u had 2 find 3 majick jems 2 doo it. prropno dedictd hiss lfie 2 findng tem. He fond owt tey cam frum teh Arland Cristul Lands, a byootiful pase were perfict jemstoans wur  maid. he went ter and he foun 2 othur gemz, one was aqa, and reflected the far away oshin, the other was emuruld and reeflictid the forist.

He put teh jems toogeter and tey brot hANK BAC 2 LIFFE. TEY WUR SO JOFUL 2 SEE EECHOTHER. pRAPOono huged hank and kised him (^.^)but hanks fac was emotinles cuz hes the seme. Meenwile the gems coming 2gether cosd peggy to be banishd to the dark werld.

"I love you Hank" said Prppano
"I love you too Propsno" said Hank
They kissed undeer a tree, their tungs fiteing for domunince in there mouths.

---One month later---

Hank and propono wass on the cowch waching anime. 'i love this show!' sed hank. 'i told u' sed peropno 'im gona get su moar chips. Propanoe left the rppm. he wus gon fr 2 long. Hank went to look, butt cudnt find him, he went in teh basmint.

'miss me?' sed an awfull voys. 'uh hoos there?' questund hnk. 'u no' sed the dark figur. it woked out uf the darkniss. hank gasped it was peggy! 'no peggy! im with proopaneo now!' 'not for long' sed peey as she majikly stuk hankk 2 the wall. hank gasped 'omg! u kild propeno! you ba***rd!' sed hank, shoking as he rarly sward. peegy floo towerds him and kised him pashinintly. he trid not to injoy this horubul feeling butt he cudnt help but liek it! i hate peggy i hate pegy i hate pegyy hate hate hat he thot. he only injoud it becuz peegy cast a love spel on him. hank crid as he wus being violatd. he new he wus gay and luvd prooneo! but he cudny help it! he dudnt want to deefile thare true love. he shed ters onto the flor. peegy haD CUMPLETID HER MISHUN. HA NK WAS DEFILD, HE WUS PEErgys love now. He had to2 reestore his purity somehow, or he woud be untrue to Propsnao!

He cried and ran away to find propano coming inside. 'where were you!' hank crid 'we wur owt of chips so i had 2 bi moar!' (lol!) 'peegy took me as her lov!' hank cried out. prapano gasped. he huged hank to cumfirt him. hank crid on peropneos sholder. 'its ok ill alwees luv u hank.' 'no but she poysund me with love poshun! ill want to cheet on u with her!' 'i dun care, ull alwees be my luv.' sed proopanso. Hank wiped off a tear and looked into Proapneos eyes. "I love you." "I love you, too." and they pashinintly kissed.

~~~Chapter Two~~~

3 years later Propaneo and Hank were getting ready to get mareed. "How abowt this 1" sed ropneo waring a butiful weding dress, his BFF (best femail frend) Kōitten-chan the cat girl. it was elegunt and it was butifful with lace all over. propeno looked so cute and inncent in it. Koiten sed "OMG its PURRfict!" (lol getit PURRfict?) Propnoo sed "its ixpensiv tho" Koiten-chan sed "dont wurry, hank has lots of munny now that he makes anime" "I <3 living in japan" sed propeno. "ya so much beter ten all teh other cuntrys" sed koiten-chan. Prpneo diled hanks numbur on his jphone (japn phone), "hey hank i need muny 2 bi a weding dress" "ok i transfurd a mileeun dollurs 2 ur credit card cuz u can do that in japan" sed hank. "ok bi i <3 u" sed proopno. Propsno tuched his stumic cuz there wass a babby in it. "omg the babys kiking!" sed prooneo and koiten-chaN TUCHED HIS BELY "OMG ITS SO PRESHIS" SED KOITEN-CHAN (so kwaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111) PROPNEO BOT THE WEDing dress and tey left the store.

Proopneos felt sumthing strang in his bely "o no the babbys cuming!" sed proopno. propanos watur broke on the grownd. "i need 2 go 2 a hosptiul!" sed proopnoe. he caled 911 on his iphone. an ambulans came and proopnoi and koitin-chan got in. tey got 2 the hospitul and wur taken to the mpreg part (cuz only japan has those) 2 giv birth. koytin-chan caled hank "hank! proopno's giving birth!" and hank rushd 2 the hospitul. hank came in and held prooopneo's hand as he gav burth. "i luv u propenos" sed hank. tey pashinuntly kised as poopno gav burth. there tungs violintly fot 4 domenens. the doctur sed "u canrt do that!" and hank sed "shut up wir in luv!" and punchd the doctur. the baby gets bornand hank cut the imbilicul cord and gav the bzby to proopnoe. Propano held the kawaii little baby and it held his hand. The baby looked like a hooman baby but snow white with a crimson stripe on it's face like proopbno and had butiful red hare "SO KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111" sed koytenchan. "ill name u Henkei Kuso" sed proopneo.

tey brot the bvaby home and propnoe fed the babby its botle. the baby gigled at hank as he maed a funy face. "we hav 2 put off the weding 4 a wile" sed proopnoe. hank and his newe frends, Shibō Haisha, Ikko no Rōjin, and Kuru~tsu Kujo bilt a crib 4 the baby and bot dipers for it.

-1 week later-

'Ok its time 4 the weding' sed koitin chan as she gaiv propneo the dress. he came out of the changing room with it 'how do i look/" "butilful" meenwile hank was giting his smexy tuxedo on with his frends there "how do i look" "semxy!" sed all his frends. his tuxedo was so smexy, it showed his hawt mussles. it lokkd dirty and riped, cuz hank was a cool rebl.

hank was at teh weding and the here cums the bride song startid. propno came to hank led by his dad, Puropan (who was aslo a living propan tank). the preest sed "you may now kiss the bride" and they pashinuntly kissed. the flowur bishys throo flowurs evryware. hamk and propeno atE A PEES OF WEDING CAKW 2GETHER they pashinutly kised with the cakr in ther moths. JUSTIN BEBER even came 2 the weding and was singing baby on the expensiv stage hank cud aford. (oh ya and justin beber livs in japan evry1 nos that) "omg its perfcit" sad propbnos "ur perfict" sed hank. And they pashinetly kised.

The Perfict Kiss (NSFW)

 The sequel to The Hiddin Kiss

3 years later Propaneo and Hank were getting ready to get mareed. "How abowt this 1" sed ropneo waring a butiful weding dress, his BFF (best femail frend) Kōitten-chan the cat girl. it was elegunt and it was butifful with lace all over and it was assless. propeno looked so cute and inncent in it. Koiten sed "OMG its PURRfict!" (lol getit PURRfict?) Propnoo sed "its ixpensiv tho" Koiten-chan sed "dont wurry, hank has lots of munny now that he makes anime" "I <3 living in japan" sed propeno. "ya so much beter ten all teh other cuntrys" sed koiten-chan. Prpneo diled hanks numbur on his jphone (japn phone), "hey hank i need muny 2 bi a weding dress" "ok i transfurd a mileeun dollurs 2 ur credit card cuz u can do that in japan" sed hank. "ok bi i <3 u" sed proopno. Propsno tuched his stumic cuz there wass a babby in it. "omg the babys kiking!" sed prooneo and koiten-chaN TUCHED HIS BELY "OMG ITS SO PRESHIS" SED KOITEN-CHAN (so kwaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111) PROPNEO BOT THE WEDing dress and tey left the store.

Proopneos felt sumthing strang in his bely "o no the babbys cuming!" sed proopno. propanos watur broke on the grownd. "i need 2 go 2 a hosptiul!" sed proopnoe. he caled 911 on his iphone. an ambulans came and proopnoi and koitin-chan got in. tey got 2 the hospitul and wur taken to the mpreg part (cuz only japan has those) 2 giv birth. koytin-chan caled hank "hank! proopno's giving birth!" and hank rushd 2 the hospitul. hank came in and held prooopneo's hand ass he gav burth. "i luv u propenos" sed hank. tey pashinuntly kised as poopno gav burth. hank rubed propopnos cok and he mond in pleshur. the doctur sed "u canrt do that!" and hank sed "shut up wir in luv!" and punchd the doctur. the baby gets bornand hank cut the imbilicul cord and gav the bzby to proopnoe. Propano held the kawaii little baby and it held his hand. The baby looked like a hooman baby but snow white with a crimson stripe on it's face like proopbno and had butiful red hare "SO KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111" sed koytenchan. "ill name u Henkei Kuso" sed proopneo.

tey brot the bvaby home and propnoe nursd the babby (he grew bobs dering his prignuncy) and the babyy suked his boob. hank lookd at his bobs and he got an urecshun. the baby gigled at hank as he maed a funy face and cuvered his huge hard cock so no 1 wud notis. "we hav 2 put off the weding 4 a wile" sed proopnoe. hank and his newe frends, Shibō Haisha, Ikko no Rōjin, and Kuru~tsu Kujo bilt a crib 4 the baby and bot dipers for it.

-1 week later-

'Ok its time 4 the weding' sed koitin chan as she gaiv propneo the dress. he came out of the changing room with it 'how do i look/" "butilful" meenwile hank was giting his smexy tuxedo on with his frends there "how do i look" "semxy!" sed all his frends as they got bonurs. his tuxedo was so smexy, it showed his hawt mussles and his fancy pants were short and his cok stuk out of the front, his gold persing shinning. it lokkd dirty and riped, cuz hank was a cool rebl.

hank was at teh weding and the here cums the bride song startid. propno came to hank led by his dad, Puropan (who was aslo a living propan tank). the preest sed "you may now kiss the bride" and they pashinuntly kissed. the cumpletly nakid (icsept for bookays on thare coks) flowur bishys throo flowurs evryware. hamk and propeno atE A PEES OF WEDING CAKW 2GETHER THEN PRNOPO GOT ON TOP OF THE HUGE CAIK AND STARTID RUBING HIS COK AND HE CUMED POPain on the cake. then hank gpt on the cake snd put cake on his cock and f**ked proopnos ass. pronepo sed "F**K ME HARD HANK IM UR LITEL BITCH!!!!!!!1111111" and hank f**ked him hard and his percing hit his prostat ans proono yeled "do that agin!" and hank hit his prostat agan and propano cumed a secind beforre hnak. they ate the peecis of cake with there cum on them. the rest of the ppl at the weding all jaked off to them cuz they wur so hawt cuz. all the florwe bichys took the booksys off there coks were had an ogry. JUSTIN BEBER even came 2 the weding and was singing baby on the expensiv stage hank cud aford. (oh ya and justin beber livs in japan evry1 nos that)  hank grabed justin bebwers cock and he moned with pleshur as his butiful cock throbed with perfict desier. probpno suk his fingr is justins flaWLIS ANIS. THEY DID THIS 4 OURS AS THEY MONED IN PLESHUR. JUSTEN BEBER CUMB A BUTIFULK  PERIFVCT FLAWLSXJS ORGAMS AS HIS COCK URUPTID LIKPRFIECT FLAWSLUIS BUTFCIL HARFMONIOS VULCNO!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  IT WAS THE MOST BUTIFULS things evrA SENBnEVWERER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111111111 GHYTRTGHUIDEHUI4UN8Y3Y74YUERFDRTGRJL;K,';.LPKOGRHTYINUGFMJPRODHATRJHLJERCFDWBVD  BFREFIUHNSNJRU8458Y59V C TGHN;DGRFLGTJNJH   NBFGJHH
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The Hiddin Kiss (NSFW)

A King of the Hill yaoi parody

 

It was a sunny day in Arland. Hank was at the work with Propaneo, the living propane tank. He was inside the dark closit macking out with him. He was pashunintly kising him. Propao was perfect, he was so thin he looked anerexic, he was pur wite exept a butiful red strip on his fact that coverd haf his nose and his  eys wer a stuning ultramarin. he was the last libing propane tank in existins. his smal 3 inch cok cok was leking propan (o ya all his bodly floods are propane) as he gaped is pleshur. menwile hanks gint footlog cok with a percing on the end wass rubing aganst propno's.  Hank cryed becuz his boss was caling him and he had to stop. (T.T) He got out of the closit and wASS STIL CRYNG. BUT pROPNEO WAS magick and only Hank cood see him so hanks boss didnt notiss. Hank cryd all day untill at nitE HE SNUK OUT OF BED AND snuck to papaineo's hows to see Propaino agin. he took a rop out of his pockit and tyed propnboo up. Then, haNK PUT HISS COK IN pROPAEOS hawt ASS. propano screamed. ppaopneo sed 'ssxtop! plees stop! it hirts!' hAK HUPED pROPane's ass. (ooh ooohh yesss ahh) ten Papno sed 'i liek teh pane keep going' Hanj mond in pleshur and propoono crid ass he cunned in proopnos asd and propneo cummd propan on the flor. and it cosd Tey wur covurd in hot cumm. Hank tuk his coxk out uv Propainos  ass andn they put thare close back on and hank went home.

Proopaneo wass at his house, he was wurried, he thot he mite be pregnunt cuz they didnt use a condum. He got a prignuncy test and peeed propain onto it, aftur wat seemd like ours, it was done and it testid positiv. Prapano cryd, how wud he take care of the  babby? (T.T) He got in his carr and drov to stickland propain. He got ot of the car anD WENT INTOO THE BILDING HE SAW HANk but somehow evrywun else cud see him. He told Hank "I'm pregnint, and yur the farther" and evryun gased. (@.@) hank was shoked, how wud he tell pegy? Hank cryed agin and ran awAY,

wEN hAK GOT HOME, PEGY WAS MAD, SUMWUN TOLD HER ABout how he imprignunted Prolpaneo. She wated to kill Prooaneo to keep Hsnk from havng tue love, becuz she was evil. (>.<#) She went to propanp's hous and trid to shoot him with her lazir eys. Butt Hank cam and trid to killl peegy with his true luv powrs. but  pegyy kiled ghim wit her SOOPUR EVUL POWURS!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!1111 Propaaneeo crid and crud evry dya cuz hank wass ded!!!!111!!!!!!!!111  (T.T) He wantid 2 cumit sooiside cuz he waas SSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOO SAD!!!!!!!!!111111111111!!!!!!!!!11 but then peegy ten cursd propnoo so he cudnt di and he had 2 sufer forevr and not go 2 hevin with hamk. He crid and made waturfal witg his teers. (T.T)


He crid 4 yeers untill he fowUND A MAJICK JEM. tIS JEM CUD BRIG PPL BAK 2 LIfee. It was byutifull, colured a glowing scarlit and reeflecting a strong fire. buttg ter wuss a cach u had 2 find 3 majick jems 2 doo it. prropno dedictd hiss lfie 2 findng tem. He fond owt tey cam frum teh Arland Cristul Lands, a byootiful pase were perfict jemstoans wur  maid. he went ter and he foun 2 othur gemz, one was aqa, and reflected the far away oshin, the other was emuruld and reeflictid the forist.

He put teh jems toogeter and tey brot hANK BAC 2 LIFFE. TEY WUR SO JOFUL 2 SEE EECHOTHER. pRAPOono huged hank and kised him (^.^)but hanks fac was emotinles cuz hes the seme. Meenwile the gems coming 2gether cosd peggy to be banishd to the dark werld.

"I love you Hank" said Prppano
"I love you too Propsno" said Hank
They kissed undeer a tree, their tungs fiteing for domunince in there mouths. Propaano sloly movd his hand down to hanks urecting penis. hank moned in plesher and his glases foged over in lusr as propno strokd hos icresigly throbing cok. then prpnO TOOK OFF HANKS PANS AND STROKD HIS THROBING URECSHUJN THRU HIS UNERWare. "Propsno..." hank mond. "I thik im gona.." he coodnt finis his sentince as his hard cok let out spits of hot cum he took of his uderware and sqirtid it into propos mowth.

then propno notisd his own urecshun it throbed with disire and panefuly urgd to b plzd. 'hank, please, lite my flaim.' popno beged. 'only if u beg 4 it' sed hanl. hank stil had the rop in his pokit. he tid up proppaneo too the tree. proapon strugld 2 reech his akeing cok. he crid and begd 'i need you 2 plees me, hank!' he cried out. hank untid him and proopnoe lookd hopfull. hank made propppnpneo ben over. he stuk his huje cock up  his ass. 'plese hank!' crid propsno 'my cok!' butt hank dudnt lisin. he kept thrusing into ropaneos tite ass. pdropneo crud a watirfal, his teers dorping onto the grownd. he trid to reech his own cok butt hank graBED HIS HADS. 'PLZ HANK!' 'STOP CRYNG BICH!' HANK YELled as he forcfuly grabd proopnoaos penis, panefuly puling on it cosing it 2 bled. prospno scremd 'i cant hold it1' and cumed into his on blud, he mond lowdly as the masiv amownt of propae frum such a long tim of arowsul spurtid owt. there wus galons uf it, hank puled owt o propanos ass to savur his hot seemin ontil prospno stoped cuming, but hank suked his pulsig urectin, milking it 4 moar cum. propsmjno moed and spitd ot mor propaan, filing hanks stumic with it, and macing his bely fater. He made a big sih as the last droos escapd from his sofining cok.

---One month later---

Hank and propono wass on the cowch waching anime. 'i love this show!' sed hank. 'i told u' sex peropno 'im gona get su moar chips. Propanoe left the rppm. he wus gon fr 2 long. Hank went to look, butt cudnt find him, he went in teh basmint.

'miss me?' sed an awfull voys. 'uh hoos there?' questund hnk. 'u no' sed the dark figur. it woked out uf the darkniss. hank gasped it was peggy! 'no peggy! im with proopaneo now!' 'not for long' sed peey ass she majikly stuk hankkk 2 the wall. hank strangly startid geting an urecshin as his cok groo twis as big as his normul urecshin. hank gasped 'omg! u kild propeno! you basturd!' sed hank, shoking ass he rarly sward. peegy floo towerds him. she rubed his cock with her raelly raelly grozz fingurs. he trid not to injoy this horubul feeling butt he cudnt help but liek it! i hate peggy i hate pegy i hate pegyy hate hate hat he thot. pegggy suked his cock with hur digcusting mouh. he only injoud it becuz peegy cast a sex spel on him. peeggy then sat on his cock, masaging it with her gros pusy (eeeewwwwwwww!!!1) hank crid as he wus being violatd. he new he wus gay and luvd prooneo! but he cudny help it! he trid to hold in his cum, he dudnt want to deefile thare true love. he trid rilly rilly hard but he had a horibul orgams, he shed ters onto the flor. peegy haD CUMPLETID HER MISHUN. HA NK WAS DEFILD, HE WUS PEErgys love now. He had to2 reestore his purity somehow, or he woud be untrue to Propsnao!

He cried and ran away to find propano coming inside. 'where were you!' hank crid 'we wur owt of chips so i had 2 bi moar!' (lol!) 'peegy took me ass her lov!' hank cried out. prapano gasped. he huged hank to cumfirt him. hank crid on peropneos sholder. 'its ok ill alwees luv u hank.' 'no but she poysund me with sex poshun! ill want to cheet on u with her!' 'i dun care, ull alwees be my luv.' sed proopanso. Hank wiped off a tear and looked into Proapneos eyes. "I love you." "I love you, too." and they pashinintly kissed.